Introducing the 💩 Show! The Prelude - The Pilot - The Hiatus - The ReInvention. Bottom Feeder Whiny Canna Snowflakes STAY OUTTA THIS ROOM - M’kay? Bigger Picture - this endeavor is Supported by the Top Shelf ❌❌❌. So let’s have lotsa laughs & not take anything too seriously - shall we? The World is a Shit Show - now welcome to MARIA’S world. Prepare to be offended, educated, intimidated, fascinated and most of all entertained! If you ain’t laughing or crying - you’re in the wrong room! Let the SHIT Show Begin! READ CLUB RULES CAREFULLY - YOU WERE WARNED
Maria’s Room - Maria’s Rules: NO SHIT taken... No Fucks Given - If you don’t like what you hear in the 1st few secs? GTFO - it’ll likely get waaaaaay worse. This is a 420 Wild Wild West Room - ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK
Maria INTERRUPTS Constantly her Mic is ALWAYS on.: You will be cut off for Confusing me, Boring me, Annoying me or Otherwise Over-Sharing (Heavy Stories or Sales Pitches). We ALL have our own SHIT SHOWS in Life. Do not Vex the Crazy Bag Lady
Chaos & Cursing & Sarcasm & Ageism Reign Free: SHIT-Rants - SHIT-Fests - SHIT STORMS - That Amuse, Educate or Entertain. Talk TOO much 💩 & Down to The Crypt it shall Be! Special Love to Growers (🍁) Blowers (🥃) Jokers (🤡) & Midnight Tokers 💨💨💨