Yahaan Joint Fam ke Godfather hamare bhai Samar hain.
Hafte bhar mein jo yaadein bani, wo sab ki sab amar hain.

Aage line mein aata hai bhai apna Anshul.
Ladki koi join kare group to hoti hai ise chull.

Ek se badhkar ek hain yahaan Mahapurush
Fir aate hain hamare Jalandhar ke bakchod, Manush

Baat hui Jalandhar ki to kaise bhul jaayein hum apni Jaismita,
Aaj shaam kamaal kar, ye madam ne kitno ka dil jeeta.

Kisi kone mein shaant agar tumhe kahin koi dikhe, 
Snigdha ab tu hi bata aise kaise hum tere baare mein likhein?

Hamari family ko international exposure mila from Jasu,
Aur kya hi bole unke liye wo hain hi itni dhaasu.

Sab logon ko ginwaunga, to nikal jaayegi raat poori
Par koi ek bhi member ho na agar, to ye Joint family reh jaati hai adhoori.


Subah hui baarish, fir dhoop khili
Pyaar itna mila yahaan, Ye meri joint family
Clubhouse pe mile, aur kari humne bakchodi
Na chalta yahaan shoot your shot, na splitsvilla na rodie
Dil se khul ke hoti yahaan sab baat hai.
Subah bhi hoti inhi ke sang, hoti raath bhi inhi ke saath hai.

Vaise tum sab hi bakchod ho par aakhir mein bas itna to kahunga,
Jitna pyaar tum dete ho, uske liye tumhari saari bakchodi ko bhi sahunga.