Plying the kool-aid sea looking for the gate of horn. Don’t be a boor.
Thou shalt not do as the dean pleases,: Thou shalt not write thy doctor's thesis 
   On education, 
Thou shalt not worship projects nor
Shalt thou or thine bow down before 
   Administration.
Thou shalt not answer questionnaires : Or quizzes upon World-Affairs, 
   Nor with compliance 
Take any test. Thou shalt not sit
With statisticians nor commit 
   A social science.
Thou shalt not live within thy means: Nor on plain water and raw greens.
   If thou must choose
Between the chances, choose the odd;
Read The New Yorker, trust in God;
   And take short views.
