I'd rather be a pig than a fascist. Full name: 🦷Malk🦷Malak🦷Malkuth🦷laW🦷 This is the water, and this is the well. Drink full, and descend. The horse is the white of the eyes, and dark within. Malk Content is a trickster of unknown origin. They have supposedly been many different types of people. No matter who they are, they are considered a disruptive presence. Malk has changed the balance of power in an area simply by showing up. No one knows where they will strike or what their motives are. Most simply try to guard against them. I tell ya boys, I'm ragged but I'm right! When I find myself falling and I hit the bottom. It only makes me laugh. Fnord. GP: Is there an essential meaning behind POEE? M2: There is a Zen Story about a student who asked a Master to explain the meaning of Buddhism. The Master's reply was "Three pounds of flax." GP: Is that the answer to my question? M2: No, of course not. That is just illustrative. The answer to your question is FIVE TONS OF FLAX! KNOW YE THIS O MAN OF FAITH! I - There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess. There is no Erisian Movement but The Erisian Movement and it is The Erisian Movement. And every Golden Apple Corps is the beloved home of a Golden Worm. II - A Discordian Shall Always use the Official Discordian Document Numbering System. III - A Discordian is Required during his early Illumination to Go Off Alone & Partake Joyously of a Hot Dog on a Friday; this Devotive Ceremony to Remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of the Day: of Catholic Christendom (no meat on Friday), of Judaism (no meat of Pork), of Hindic Peoples (no meat of Beef), of Buddhists (no meat of animal), and of Discordians (no Hot Dog Buns). IV - A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog Buns, for Such was the Solace of Our Goddess when She was Confronted with The Original Snub. V - A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing what he reads. IT IS SO WRITTEN! SO BE IT. HAIL ERIS! ALL HAIL DISCORDIA! PROSECUTORS WILL BE TRANSGRESSICUTED. GP: Is Eris true? M2: Everything is true. GP: Even false things? M2: Even false things are true. GP: How can that be? M2: I don't know man, I didn't do it.