👋 Welcome to the show – I’m your host, a semi-professional human being. 🧠 My brain is 90% movie quotes and 10% panic. | 🥇 World champion at laughing at my own jokes. | 🕵️‍♂️ Detective for mysteries no one asked me to solve. 🍕 Surviving on the four major food groups: caffeine, sarcasm, memes, and chaos. | 🛌 Currently training for a marathon (a nap marathon, that is). 🐕 Dogs love me, cats tolerate me, and plants fear me. | 🎤 Karaoke level: sounds better with friends who can't sing either. 🤷‍♂️ Here to make you question life decisions and laugh so hard you forget them. Warning: side effects include spontaneous giggles and a sudden urge to join the circus. 🎪