The Dudeist Priest Ordained minister of the Church of Latter Day Dude. I’m a Calvinist. Everything I needed to know in life, I learned from Calvin and Hobbes. Let me be perfectly clear…I’m only here for entertainment purposes. Some people suppress the truth in righteousness. The truth? There is no spoon. I advocate for the Oneth commandment…thou shalt not be an asshole. Professional Poker Player I need four more friends.., I troll in GIF “See you round the house”