Did the Hokey Pokey, never turned around 🤦🏻‍♂️. Award-winning creative writer. Founder/CEO of LegacySecure, Inc. (IoT company focusing on environmental monitoring and counterfeiting mitigation). Proponent of free speech. Yes, you are free to be an asshole; this is the United States of America. Want to contact me? Slide into my dms on LinkedIn 🙈💁🏻‍♂️.