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Melissa Lastname

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Free Tibet. 🧚🏻‍♀️ Real life tinkerbell ♾ Down to earth, head in the heavens, heart for humanity ♾ Ask me anything. I'm not a person that takes myself too seriously....until I do. 🤦 #hottakes #ariesmoon Silence = compliancy 30-something in California. ClairX. I don't have borders, but I do have boundaries. 〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️ About the “little things” Writer of a “lot of things” 〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️ “One of the greatest minds on Clubhouse currently in hibernation” - @jomarreyes “If Jesus can turn water into wine, can someone please teach her how to rap?...” - @edubndc “Melissa, do not bring a protractor to a bar. I will not go to that bar with you.” - @emyproblems “I feel like the next stage of ‘wokeness’ is the acceptance of night owls” - @humbuckers “You’re the definition of Careless Whispers” @quinzhell "You don't have the kind of drive it takes to be an asshole." @sqorpeo "You're my favorite Disney princess ever" @jenniferrobin _______________________ 🔆 “You don’t get harmony when everybody sings the same note.” - Doug Floyd 🔆 ——————————————- I don't believe it's "about we"...it's about you, and you, and me, and you and you and you. I believe independent thinking and healthy, open discourse about what we ACTUALLY think and trust is sacred. It's the foundation of democracy. *IT STARTS WITH YOUR LOCAL LEADERS - SPEND TIME WITH YOUR LOCAL PROPS!!!* -------------------------------- "May your choices reflect your hopes and not your fears." -Nelson Mandela 💭 💁‍♀️ I’m a solvent for creative paralysis: stuck on an idea? Not sure which direction to take? Need some patchwork to fill in the gaps? Just need some musings? I’m the woman of a million ideas to propel you forward. Past life: international brand and marketing manager (embedded and industrial grade systems // data centers and telecom // XaaS, OpNFV, CDN, SDI) 〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️ My talents: - 🧚🏻‍♀️turning thingy-things people say-ey-say into something quick, catchy & marketable - 🤹‍♀️ Juggling golfballs (just golfballs) - 🤌🏻🥃 Founder of mythical, yet legendary, collective called GRAW (Glass Rimming Association of the World). We make music, together. - 📝 Writing poetry and stuff - 💎 Can clean anything - 🏀 Solid history of correctly calling 90%ish in Round of 64 (*except for 2022) - 🎮 was the #2 assassin in the world in a MoBA no one seems to knows about - 🚁 I fixed a drone once 🤷🏻‍♀️ 〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️ 🎵Boston - Peace of Mind 🎵 $askmel23

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